Poem for Mimi

Our Mimi was having a party,
An evening of fun and good cheer,
She lit all her (HOW many?) candles,
A pink one for every year.

She set her cake down by the window,
Then went off to tidy her hair,
Forgot that the window was open,
The curtains went up like a flare!

She screamed when she saw the inferno,
And lifted the phone right away,
"My living room's burning," she burbled,
"Please come without any delay!"

The Firemen were quick in arriving,
They soon made short work of the blaze,
Then one of the Firemen came over,
And fixed Mimi with a stern gaze.

"Now Mimi you've been very careless,"
He said as he sat in a chair,
And soon she was minus her panties,
Face down with her bum in the air.

He spanked her until she was wailing,
For playing with candles and fire,
Before long her rear-end was roasting,
She thought his arm never would tire!

At last she was truly repentant,
He raised her and said, "Now my dear,
Get on with the rest of your Birthday,
And have a fantabulous year!"

Lady Linda
OurCastle Poet Laureate